Dear Dan Savage:
We appreciate all of the hard work that you and your sisterhood of the travelling imperialism (aka white gay men who speak over everyone else) have done for ‘the movement,’ but now we need you to keep moving far, far away
back into the closet along with your tacky outfit.
sharknado has nothing on the pure destructive forces of the bunnado
As of lately when I hear the phrase “We’re gonna be friends forever!” I now replace it in my head with “I’m gonna use you when I need an emotional crutch but abandon you when you’re in dire need!”